Claire' World ϟ
"You’re looking at him and thinking about what do you like about him. At that moment, he smiles and you understand that you love him."
TAGS:   quote.

Can I tell you a secret? Sometimes when I’m walking around town, I like to fantasize about all the different ways that I could be accidentally killed. Hit by a car, shot in a convenience store robbery, stuff like that. I walk around and a part of me wishes that I’d be killed accidentally, so that after I’m gone people won’t be able to say I was selfish for doing it myself.

TAGS:   fact.
Despite how silly it sounds, you’re bigger, than me.
TAGS:   Backstreet Boys.   love.   quote.   lyric.

(Source: epic4chan, via thefuuuucomics)

me when i go out: i should've stayed home
me when i stay home: i should've gone out
me when i'm around people: i want to be alone
me when i'm alone: i want to be around people
me when i'm mean to people: i need to be nicer
me when i'm nice to people: i need to be meaner

aw so near

‘With Your Love’ Artwork. 

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Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows (Part II)

Professor Albus Dumbledore: Words are, in my not-so-humble opinion, our most inexhaustible source of magic. Capable of both inflicting injury, and remedying it.

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(Source: wmyb, via fuckyeahzarry)

i cybered on omegle today
You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: wanna cyber
Stranger: Depends are you a girl? ;)
You: ya
Stranger: And okay then, you start?
You: i come into ur bedroom
You: and ur sleeping
You: and i crawl under your blanket
Stranger: I'm still asleep
You: u feel me pulling down ur pants
You: and u wake up and smile
Stranger: I kiss you gently, still sleepy
You: then i smile and open the scissors around your dick and snap them closed
You: cutting off your penis
Stranger: wait
You: THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING ON ME
Stranger: Then what...?
You: I HATE YOU
Stranger: I didn't cheat
You: you bleed to death in your bed
Stranger: i didn't cheat on you. lets restart ok
You: nobody ever knows what happened
You: i flee to mexico with your Mercedes
You: the end
Stranger: I have a mercedes?
You: not anymore faggot
Your conversation partner has disconnected.
TAGS:   not funny at all lol.